The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 mix)

Ha ha, well now!

We call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know aboutI'd appreciate your inputSweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me

And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel

Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch,

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered,

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola

Stock you are inclined to make me rise

An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time(Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,

Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics

Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean,

Means small craft advisory

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five

You sunk my battle ship please turn me on,

I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"

You'll love it just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggie style

So we can both watch X-Files(Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel(Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)

Songwriters

JAMES M. FRANKSPublished by

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