The Baddest Man Alive

I can take the pitchfork from the devil,

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible,

From the deep blue sea, to the dark blue sky

I'm the baddest man alive

I'll grab a crocodile by it's tail

Handcuff the judge and throw the cops in jail

Make the meanest woman break down and cry

I'm the baddest man aliveI'm the baddest man alive

I'll take no measure and I'll take no drive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man aliveNot bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood

Candyman hooks, I'll terrorize your hood

Flashing macs on a cop the way a gangster should

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

Take a gasoline bath, then I'll walk through fire

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from a titty

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a frisbee

Spit in the crocodile's face, have a menage a trois with two female apes

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives

I drink honey straight from the beehive

Bungee jumping off the empire state, butt naked

Roller blade across the golden gate, butt naked

With the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye

I'll bust off in the face of the witch of the east

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth

Hehehe, I'm the man who stole the golden fleece

And I'll date rape beauty right in front of the beast

The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die

Come on, somebodyI'm the baddest man alive

I'll take no measure, and I'll take no drive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

Im the baddest man alive