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The Ballad of Jay and Rose Mary

CousinsThe sun was rising slowly, furnace hot at dawn

Jay was in his hammock whittling on a horn

I was in the kitchen munching stale cakes

Thinking about Rose Mary and how the cookie breaks.All in all, its just another down-home day.Rose Mary was nineteen, slender as a wand

Jay was something else, a bullfrog in a pond

A viper in disguise, a rattler in a sack

If you cared to call it, he would double slap you back.Rose Mary was smitten, she fell for Jay in style

Just like Robert Mitchum, full of menace with a smile

Fluttered her eye lashes, half an inch of hunch

Jay was like a schoolboy, a kid in need of lunch.Jay took her to a dinner and told her of his power

He checked into a hotel room but only booked an hour

Rose Mary was no mug, she didnt miss a thing

When Jay stepped on the gas, whipping off his ring.His wedding ring was buried in the pocket of his pants

Which Rose Mary was going through while Jay was scratching ants

He opened up the bathroom door, feeling ill at ease

But Rose Mary was long gone with his clothing and his keys.I was getting ready to round up missing steers

When Rose Mary came knocking in a crocodile of tears

She asked me what my name was, I said my name was Jay

She asked me did I sleep well? I said most everyday.They say that money talks, mine just said goodbye.

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