Took a break from Baylor University
I was a Baylor Bear
I hardly saw bears around there though,
Instead I saw evil squirrels everywhere
I don't trust the look in their eyes
And they're not scared when people walk by
Is it just me or could these freak squirrels
be planning to take over the world?
White-David Koresh reminiscent
They had stored a lot of ammunition
Last week they took the whole faculty hostage at Acorn Point
I called the police but then they screeched and said
We locked up the Sheriff in his very own joint
Anarchy in the town of Waco
Until they are the new mascot
Since when did we negotiate with vermin?
Ladies and gentlemen,
The Baylor Squirrels
Sick 'em
Send in all of the fraternities
Maybe they can help us escape
Sorry bra, survival's invitation only
But we were thinking we could use you as bait
Red dots between all of our eyes
Now I regret not choosing greek life
And what to all of our surprise
They attacked from either side
Jurassic Park reminiscent
I thought squirrels were supposed to be innocent
Our student president would only talk to them
If there were preconditions
But even if squirrels could speak english,
Do you really think that they would listen?
Anarchy in the town of Waco
Until they are the new mascot
Since when did we negotiate with vermin,
this just in
Ladies and gentlemen
The Baylor Squirrels
The Baylor Squirrels
My thoughts began to race
I thought I'd soon be dead
Then the head squirrel finally spoke up and said
You humans make me hurl
I said shut up, you squirrel
Stop pickin' on us and vent your frustration
Out on the birds instead
La la la la, la la la la
The Baylor Squirrels
La la la la, la la la la
The Baylor Squirrels
La la la la, la la la la
The Baylor Squirrels
La la la la, la la la la
The Baylor Squirrels
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Lyrics submitted by hayley.