(heyyy dude
yeah bro
so uh
i've got something i need to get off my chest
okay dude)
hey dude we've been best friends
for a really long time now
(yeah dude)
and there's something i need you to know
(o-kay)
remember that time we went surfing
and i almost drowned
and you dragged me to the beach
and performed cpr
well, no homo
but that's the day
i fell in love with you
no homo
that's that day i knew you were mine
looking into your eyes
made me realise
that no homo
but your lips touching mine
changed my life
(bro,
are you saying what i think you're saying?
uhh, yeah, i think so
well then)
yeah dude
i totally get
what you're saying
(ya do?)
and i've been waiting to tell you for so long
(you feel the same way too)
remember that time at disney world
when i ate that giant turkey leg
(YES)
and i started choking
until you came along
(yeah i caaaaaammmmeeeeeee)
no homo
but that's the day i fell in love with you
(we're so not gayyy)
no homo
that's the day i knew you were right
your body pressed into mine
somehow didn't cross the line
(why would it have)
no homo
but that day
changed my life
the outside world might see us as gay
but bro we swear we're not
we're just two bros chilling out
and i think you're really hot-some
(what?
uhhh
hot-some)
snuggling with you under the covers
no homo
spooning with you just like we're lovers
no homo
our lips touching for a minute or two but
no homo
it's okay with me if it's okay with youuu
IT TOTALLY IS
no homo
but let's find an aprtment together
no homo
let's save money by sharing a bed
looking into your eyes
made me realise
that i love you more than you could ever knowww
my bro
NO HOMO