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Do you think there's somebody out there
Someone else who's better than the one you've got?
Well there's not, there's notWhen I talk you keep looking away from me
Because you probably think that I'm high on pot
But I'm not, I'm notLook me over, I'm the Cap'm
You say it's such a joke
But I don't see you laughingPeople seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm
Unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't
I don'tLook me over, I'm the Cap'm
Go ahead and mess with me
You'll find out what will happ'mSit beside me at the helm
Yeah, this is what I call the helm
And this button here is the fast-forward buttonDid you say what I think you just said
My hat looks good on me?
I agree, I agreeLook me over, I'm the Cap'm
You act like it's a joke, but I don't see you laughingPeople seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm
Unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't
I don'tI don't
I don't
I don't