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The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride

To the carpenter said the dainty bride

Th e grass appears greener on the other side

So let's clarify before we unite

The grass is never greener on the other sideTo the carpenter said the dainty bride

I pledge to you my love tonight

But I will not hesitate to euthanize

If the grass becomes greener on the other sideSaid the carpenter to the dainty bride

I would never do a thing to jeopardize

This union I consider a prize

Grass will never be greener on the other sideTo the preacher man said the dainty wife

He thought the grass was greener on the other side

So I buried in his belly my butcher knife

And ended these years of wretched strife

Songwriters

CLAYPOOL, LES / LALONDE, REID L. III / ALEXANDER, TIMOTHY W.Published by

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