Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping! shopping! shopping!
Christmas Christmas time is here, the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
Songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year
Heard this same song 20 times and it's only Halloween (Joy to the World)
It's not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly)
Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
(Hark the herald angels sing joy to)
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping! shopping! shopping!
Christmas season, starting sooner every year
It's October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, The Prince, or Charlie Brown
It's time...(Hey!)
It's time to do the Christmas can-can
If you can't, can't dance well that's ok (not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for snow (Ho!)
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters
Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
Maine all the way to California it's the Christmas can-can
Halloween to Christmas day
It's the most wonderful time of year we're running mad with Christmas cheer
Hey what's troubling you my friend?
It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish)
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday (Oye!)
Hey he's right who made these laws?
Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) [Guys! Guys!]
Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can
join in the parade (I'm going to go grab some Chinese food)
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for snow (Ho!)
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters
screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
France all the way to Indiana it's the Christmas can-can that's the end
Wait for our ending
We should share this holiday
Hava Nagila give a happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you
A merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too