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Pire l li

I am Adolfo Pirelli,

Da king of da barbers,

Da barber of kings,

E buon giorno,good day,

I blow you a kiss!

And I,da so-famous Pirelli,

I wish-a to know-a

Who has-a da nerve-a to say

My elixir is piss!

Who says this?!

Todd

I do.I am Mr.Sweeney Todd of Fleet Street.I have

opened a bottle of Pirelli s elixir,and I say to you

that it is nothing but an errant fr aud,concocted fr om

piss and ink.And furthermore Signor I have

serviced no kings,yet I wager I can shave a cheek with

ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank!

Pire l li

You hear zis foolish man?Now,please,you will see

how he will regret his folly!

Todd

Who s for a fr ee shave?Will Beadle Bamford be

the judge?

Beadle

Glad,as always,to oblige my fr iends and neighbors.

Th e fastest,smoothest shave is the winner.

Pire l li

Now,signorini,signori,

We mix-a da lather

But fi rst-a you gather

Around,signorini,signori,

You looking a man

Who have had-a da glory

To shave-a da Pope!

Mr.Sweeney whoever

I beg-a your pardon ll

Probably say it was only a cardinal

Nope!

It was-a da Pope!

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