The Diarrhea Bounce Back

When the diarrhea shoots fast from your butt

Once it hits the toilet it bounces back up

And it stains the bottom of your toilet seat

And it also stains your buttcheek.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, baby.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back.

When the poop comes out with so much force

It won't just sit nice in the toilet of course

No matter how but you try to aim

A mess is made and you're to blame!

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, baby.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back,

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, baby.

Diarrhea bounces back every time.

Diarrhea is quite unique

'Cause when you're done you don't just wipe between your buttcheeks

You've got to wipe them on the outside, too,

Because they're splattered with toilet water mixed with poo.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, baby.

It's called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back.

Once you have flushed you must clean underneath the seat before it turns to crust

Unless the toilet is not your own in which case don't bother just go home.

Lyrics Submitted by Heather Total Drama