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The Diary Of Horace Wimp

Monday

Late again today

He'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry

He'd have to hurry out to the busTuesday

Horace was so sad

He'd never had a girl that he could care for

And if he was late once more, he'd be outDon't be afraid, just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'

Then a voice from above said"Horace Wimp, this is your life

Go out and find yourself a wife

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life plan"Wednesday

Horace met a girl

She was small and she was very pretty

He thought he was in love, he was afraidThursday

Asks her for a date

The cafe down the street tomorrow evening

His head was reeling when she said, "Yes, okay"Don't be afraid, just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'

Then a voice from above said"Horace Wimp, this is your life

Go out and find yourself a wife

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life plan"Friday

Horace, this is it

He asks the girl if maybe they could marry

When she says, "Gladly" Horace cries for herSunday

Everybody's at the church

When Horace rushes in and says

"Now here come my wife for the rest of my life" and she didDon't be afraid, just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'

Then a voice from above said"Horace Wimp, this is your wife

Go out and find yourself a life

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life plan"

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