I'm calling from the diner, the diner on the corner
I ordered two coffees, one is for you
I was hoping you'd join me 'cause I ain't got no money
And I really miss you I should mention that tooYes, I know what time it is, in fact, I just checked
I even know the date and the month and the year
I know I haven't been sleeping and when I do
I just dream of you dearI miss watching you drool on your pillow
I miss watching you pull on your clothes
I miss listening to you in the bathroom
Flushing the toilet, blowing your noseI'm calling from the diner, the diner on the corner
I ordered two coffees, one is for you
The cups are so close, the steam is rising
In one stream how are youI think you're the least fucked up person I've ever met
And that may be as close to the real thing
As I'm ever gonna get but my quarter's gonna run out now
Or so I'm told I guess I'd better go sit down
And wait for you till my coffee gets cold