The Evil Children

And so the very evil children

Took the dog out to play in the park

Then they took him home

And refused to set him on fireThey were evil, evil, evil children

And they refused to do as they were toldThey would say, "Why should we leave

The elderly woman in the expressway?

No way, we're not doing it"

Then they would go downstairs

And prepare the Molotov cocktailsKnowing full well that when they were finished

There was no way in hell

They were going to blow up the neighbor's barn

They were evil, evil, evil childrenAll their lives people expected them to do bad

They almost let them do it forever