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The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

[Adam Sandler]:

And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:

So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

[Excite Southerner]:

...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am

a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a

holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other

people...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a

half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and

and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the

bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely

flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last

boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence

with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..

[Man]:

You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.

Thanks for comin' down.

[Excited Southerner]:

Cool.

[Man]:

Are you alright?

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