The Gospel According To Tony Day

The gospel according to tony dayThe gospel according to tony dayThe gospel according to tony dayIf I find a girl he'll take her awayRotten tony!The gospel according to brendan o'learThe gospel according to brendan o'learThe gospel according to brendan o'learIf I buy him a scotch, he'll buy me a beerTight fist, friendsThe gospel according to pat hewittThe gospel according to pat hewittThe gospel according to pat hewittIf it's written on a sweater then I'd better not, you do itAhGot to, got toYour mind, blow iBlow itThe gospel according to marianne brentThe gospel according to marianne brentThe gospel according to marianne brentShe'll be mine if I pay the rentGood old marianne, who needs friends, ohWaste of flippin' time, take a look at my life and you'll seeTake a quick, butchers, rotten Harry down the hall,Wouldn't give me tuppence for him.