The Greatest Cockney Rip Off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip offI'd like to thank my mum and dad

They gave me the best time that I ever had

And my mates that believed me when I was at school

I had the last laugh, Up You All!It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip offWhy'd I pay to get on the bus

Who drives around with the companies trust

We all know that we're the best

So drop the press and all the rest!It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip offMaybe it's because i'm a Londoner

That I love London townOi! ya has-been

How ya goin me ol' china

Well in order mate innit

This firm and me palIt was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off

It was the greatest cockney rip off of all!