Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who don't get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ahGuess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew! [esus]You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
[esus]Put on your yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]Tell your friend veronica, it's time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukka!
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