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The House Rules

So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week

And you need a place where you can let it go

Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard

And you need a little more than just the radioWell, here's your open invitation

With ust a couple regulations

And warn you, son, only come to have

We don't take kindly to seriousSo leave your troubles at the door

Unless you want some in hereWelcome to my house, buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high

It's the country music, a little soul

It's a rock and roll rodeoWe don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

Better read the house rulesAround 11 o'clock when the front door locks

And the boys start raisin' the bottle

Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads

You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'emAnd no matter what your story

A good time is mandatoryWell, rule number seven says don't touch the women

But they can grab whatever they want toWelcome to my house, buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high

It's the country music, a little soul

It's a rock and roll rodeoWe don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

You better read the house rulesThere's no such thing as last call

We'll pick 'em up when they fall

We share the same bathroom stall

Says the sign on the wallOne, two, threeWelcome to my house, buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high

It's the country music, a little soul

It's a rock and roll rodeoWe don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

Boy, before you come walkin' in here with any kind of attitudeLord, you better read the house rules

Oh, soh, you better read the house rules

Two, three, Jay

You better read the house rulesExcuse me, excuse me

I'm gon' need to see some I.D. on that girl right there

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