Diane, I am hot and I am cold
And hard and swollen, come relieve me
Kneel down beneath me
Tear me open and release meDrop your jaws, slide on to me
Baby, slide onI'm being taken, half way swallowed
Hair is up now, cheeks are hollow
I feel lifted, she is gifted
My legs trembled, my hand's driftedBehind her head
I think that I might be in loveShe'll give in and she'll get on it
Once she knows how bad I want it
And she'll turn herself around
My hands clamp tight around her shoulders
With one arm she'll push off the wall
And I'll bend that body overI know once I ride up in her
She completely melts around me
She gets wetter than Seattle
Her lakes deep enough to drown meEvery man needs a Diane
Every man needs a Diane
Every man needs a Diane
Every man needs a DianeI bit her bottom lip, she pulled my head down
Her stomach quivered, when I moved my tongue around
First the outside, around the edges
Below the belt, then behind the hedgesThen the inside, I pull her open
One hand's positioned, the other hand's groping
A slender neck, a heaving chest
Her thighs grip tighter
She tears at my flesh
I think that I might be in loveShe'll give in and she'll get on it
Once she knows how bad I want it
And when she starts to come aroundI push her up against the wall
I can feel my insides tightening up
I can't feel my limbs at allI ride her harder 'til she's caving in
My blood pumps through my veins
My heart beats against her back
And then I scream out "What a shame"Every man can't have a Diane
Every man don't know a Diane
Every man can't have a Diane
Every man can't have a Diane
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