And we begin our litany
Of peopled killed by mostly me
Goatie the load, he's first in line
Antarctic Ant not far behindRipped an arm off Melvin Fleebish
Mutant cockroach not for squeamish
Uncle Knobby crushed by engine
Pretty Pookie anus-bendingAnton Reemcobb, he exploded
Redneck got his chest imploded
Biker Bitch, she was de-titted
Stubbles on a pike was spittedCranial crush the Franken Ref
Ollie North was kicked to death
Smashed flat was mutant baby
Small Sac had to join the navyThe litany of the vanquished
The litany of the slain
You know their names will someday vanish
Enshrined in death they shall remainMr. Fudgie, death came quickly
Mrs. Fudgie, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of Noriega
Log suck off, yeah, we betrayed yaCrucified the oral swallow
Bested techno, threats were hollow
Bozo waged his mortal combat
Edna Grambo raped with wombatThe litany of the vanquished
The corporal, yes, he lost his tits
Private parts was drowned in shit
(The litany)
Poor ole Tome was beaten badly
(Of the slain)
Him was hacked and slashed up madlyFather Bohab, raped 'til dead
Gorgor, big sword through the head
(You know their names)
Smelly Hippy, shotgun blast
(Will someday vanish)
Art Fag with a face rip fastReeko Bowel Grande, he was flayed
Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed
(Enshrined in death)
Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet
(They shall remain)
Hitler had to bite the bulletBag Lady, disemboweled
Butterfly boy, raked and trowelled
Butterfly girl had no luck
Flopsy with a facial fist fuckBoss Glom, he had his face melted
World Maggot was thricely belted
Flesh column with a double fist chop
O-J got jugular slit stopJerry Garcia, heart attack
Frank Sinatra, hammer whack
Bloody beat down Cardinal Syn
Syn Warriors were chopped at chinGray aliens stuck and skewered
Alien baby was manured
Michael Jackson was a fighter
Jerry Springer struck by lighterMutant Penguins, what a joke
Robo Sleazy, get a rope
Bill Clinton, hacked and mangled
Monika, her entrails tangledLady Di, death expected
El Duce, resurrected
Jon Benet, a bloody mass
Dead Elvis, a spear up assThe master wasn't very scary
But John Kerry, very hairy
Marilyn Manson, he got skinned
Jagermonsta, flipped and pinnedDr. Leaky, got jaw knocked off
Double tit chop Lara Croft
Al Gore saw his flesh a rending
Bush's death was never endingBone Snapper, he never died
Skullix did, though life, he tried
Bloody Mary, crushed by bison
Kicked the shit out of Mike TysonCourtney Love was raped and rotten
Had to hand a guy named Saddam
Osama crushed by weights so heavy
Found the head of Chandra LevyPope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor
Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator
Laci Peterson was found
Dick Cheney guts unwoundParis Hilton fucked a donkey
Sharon Osbourne rather wonky
Lordi's head was on a stick
V-A Tech, dude, what a dickJewcifer, run down by camel
Double arm rip, toe enamel
Hell cop got a spear up ass
Ultimate Bohab, quickly gassedNazi Pope was executed
Mo Ho Med electrocuted
Hillary Clinton murdered mama
Gruesome killing of ObamaJohn McCain saw his guts spilling
Sawborg Destructo saw the killing
Messy death for General Zog'
Another baby crushed with logAnd that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by GWAR
And that's what this song is for
So check in on the next GWAR tourAnd that's what this song is for
So check in on the next GWAR tour
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by GWAR