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The Longest Pee

[Line of people talking]"Hey man, let me in there first"

-"Go ahead man, take it easy"

"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

[Open door, close door][Unzip pants][Start pissin..........groaning....]"Oh man"

[.....]"Ohhh yeah"

[.....]"Ahhhh"

[......Stop Briefly]"Ahh"

[Start Pissing again..]"Oh man"

[........]"Oh man"

[...............]"Oh Man"

[.......gets louder]"OH MAN"

[..........and louder]"OH MAN!!"

[............as loud as a hose]"OH MAN!!! OH.."

[...........]

"Oh no!"

[........]"Oh Man!"

[...............slows down]"ahhh"

[Stops]"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]"Oh! OH MAN!"

[..............]"OH MY GOD!"

[Banging on the Door][Pissing slows down to dribble]"I'll be out in a minute!"

[....dribbling...]"oh..oh my"

[Stops]"oh...Oh thank God"

[Zips up pants][Pisses in pants]"Awwww MAN!"

[People laughing]-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"

"I know"

-"So did I"

"I guess that makes us piss pals"

[Horrible annoying laughter][Rasberry]

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