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The Master Has A Butt

I'm thinking I was once a baby

Birthed deep within the master's bowels

Shat across the Cosmos, banished to this mudball

But I crave vengeance, I'm not throwing in the towelWell, I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back down

I'm just a Sunday morning turd coming down

Stare into the inky blackness I swear I think you'll find him there

With over grown cuticles, and an Asteroid Belt, I said now, sonnyDe does not give a damn, well, I'm a real bad mama

A real bad man I like to spend a lot of time on the can

I had a little something to eat last night

It's not alright, the master has a buttWell, we fucked up the tablet and the master heard the sound

A little birdie told me he's coming back around

His hideous wisdom calls for my death

There'll be nothing left, except a buttDaddy, tells me to bend over

Whips your buttocks with a strap

Bails my ass out of reform school

Then he goes and takes a napWell I said that I was sorry but I couldn't make you care

If I could stop shitting then I'd change my underwear

If I can't kill the master then I'll have to get a job

I'm a fuckin' slob, the master has a butt

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