THE MISSIONARY POSITION
[Undercover In the Bedroom With the Lights Out]
© Weir
My television station’s causin’ me frustration
I better ring up and put my complaint in
Humphrey Bear should be made to wear
Something to cover him up down there
I hope you conceived that time
I feel so dirty I’m goin’ blind
So keep it to
The Missionary Position Undercover
In The Bedroom With The Lights Out
Save your kisses do the dishes
You’ll have had it by afternoon so rule tonight out
Let’s party Moral Majority
So we can have the authority
To win the fight to see the light
To do what’s wrong and say what’s right
And if you think that I’m the one
It’s gotta be good clean fun
So keep it to
The Missionary Position Undercover
In The Bedroom With The Lights Out
Save your kisses do the dishes
You’ll have it by afternoon so rule tonight out
We don’t hate or copulate
So St. Peter open up the gate
We’ll go wild we’ll have a good time
We’ll eat our bread and drink our wine
If you try to do it doggy style
The doggy might get quite wild
So keep it to
The Missionary Position Undercover
In The Bedroom With The Lights Out
Save your kisses do the dishes
You’ll have had it by afternoon so rule tonight out
Lyrics Submitted by Billy Weir