Can this be or am I dreaming?
What a mess!
Woke up drunk lying on the floor
This cannot be, my place is trashedBroken bottles everywhere
Vomit oozing, down the stairsI asked myself, how did this happen?
Don't recall
Why the nasty, pounding headache?
I need relief, where's the tylenol?Lying in my bed
With a swollen head
What did I do?
I always regret the morning afterMorning's passed, now I think I remember
Holy shit
Ugly bitch playing with my member
Mutated sow with an extra titSenseless ruckus late at night
That's when we began to fight
Four a.m. and we were hungry
Cooked some foodAte until the fridge was empty
Then they left, all their bellies fullNow my brain feels like mashed potatoes
Getting sick
I swear to kick this nasty habit
And never drink for ever moreHeadache ceases, all is fine
Getting thirsty, where's the wine?I cannot stop though I'm seeing double
Sloshed again
I know, it's sad but I really need it
'Cause alcohol is my only friendLying in my bed
With a swollen head
What did I do?Lying in my bed
With a swollen head
What did I do?
I always regret the morning after