Chamillitary manFighting broke out over-night between
Rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border
Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters
Bombed a guerrilla base killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civiliansDamage to the base is said to be heavy
And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it
Back to their headquarters safely
A 49 year old unidentified man went berserk last night
Opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgunLeave me alone, terror alert, victory
I stay dropping that bombness
Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump
Stay arguing 'bout nonsenseWould they treat me as good as Hugh Hefner
If I had a mansion full of blonde chicks?
If adultery was a felony
Then Clinton would be a convictPut you in the same position
And let's see what you'd really do
They tell me that I sold out
If I execute the no snitching ruleSound like it was a good idea
'Til a murder happen to you
Dumb stupid, or stupid dumb
Either one you don't have a clueVoice perfect for CNN but knew
Larry King wouldn't hear it through
Bill O'Reily's an idiot
He ain't the only one with an opinion foolE-mail this to my publicist
So the media is gonna hear it too
You get on TV and get at me
Then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at youUncle Sam says to pay your taxes
Just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last
So todays forecast is to make more cashIt's the news, news, news
Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth
It's the morning news, news, news
Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth
It's the morning newsIn the strip club balling
Bill Collecta keep calling
You ain't even trying pay your bills
He show up and you dodgingWhite man balling, black man starving
Looks like Al Sharpton found another
'Cause to get involved inI can't hate to see a black man
And I don't hate to see a black hand
Crawling into that cookie jar
'Cause there's plenty of dough up in that manWhen your black and you educated
People say, "You ain't black man"
May be black in your appearance
But really whiter than BatmanCEO's are like slave masters
And most of them don't even know it
Their employees are like slaves
Work the bill but don't even own itYour money right but your credit ain't
Then the bank still won't loan it
If you're on top and ain't paying taxes
Then I hope you're enjoying your momentUncle Sam says to pay your taxes
Just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last
So todays forecast is to make more cashIt's the news, news, news
Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth
It's the morning news, news, news
Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth
It's the morning newsHip hop crunk music, spiky music
Slab music, sound like a nursery rhyme
Get a beat and rap to itAin't speaking with a purpose
I'ma call it crap music
Y'all got your boys getting mad
My bad let's get back to itCigarettes are still causing cancer
And chronic smoke'll still get you high
In the streets or in the store
Know a couple dollars won't get you byTruth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story
Could never flop
For that sexy mug-shot
I could get a million dollars a popEven Michaels in the media
They like to make examples of people just like you
Get involved and I bet the indite you
Go to jail and I bet they don't write youYea, you ain't got a college degree
Then they'll say you're not intelligent
And if your class ain't upper class
Then your opinion is irrelevantUncle Sam says to pay your taxes
Just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last
So todays forecast is to make more cashIt's the news, news, news
Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth
It's the morning news, news, news
Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth
It's the morning newsThe world is crazy, every day
I gotta wake up to this nonsense
Silly rappers think I'm worried
About a punch-line
I show more purpose than your
Whole career in one line, victory