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The New Workout Plan

You just popped in the Kanye West

"Get Right for the Summer" workout tape

And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly

You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player

Man, at least a dude wit' a car

So first of all we gon' work on the stomach

Nobody wants a little tight ass!1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit-ups right and

Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this

Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weaveDon't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed

Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed

It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited

Tell me who's invited, you, your friends and my dickWhat's scary to me, Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me

So excuse me miss, I forgot your name

Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came

I came, I cameIt's been a week without me and she feel weak without me

She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about

Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out

Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out now

Maybe we can work it outOoh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette

My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said get it wet

Ooh, girl your breath is harsh, cover your mouth up like you got SARSOff them tracks yeah I bought them cars still kill a nigga on 16 bars

We ain't sweatin' to the oldies, we jukin' to a cold beat

Maybe one day girl we can bone so you can brag to all your homies nowBut I still mess with a big girl, though you ain't fit girl I'll still hit girl

1 and you brought 2 friends, okay 3 more, now hop in the Benz

4 door, do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8?All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates

You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating

Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballasIt's been a week without me and she feel weak without me

She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about

Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out

Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out nowHi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan

(Maybe we could work it out)

I was able to pull a NBA player

And like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive

I just want to say thank you Kanye, woo, woo, woo!My name is Lasandra and I just want to say

That since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

I was able to get my phone bill paid

I got sounds and 13's put on my Cavalier

And I was able to get a free trip to Cancun

And what's most importantly

Is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray Ray's broke ass no mo'Work it mo', juke it mo'

Pump it mo, Chi-town mo'

Let's go mo'My name is Alamae from Mobile, Alabama

And I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

I been able to date outside the family

I got a double wide and I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane

Rode a plane, rode a planeThanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends

See I pulled me a baller man and I ain't gotta work at the mall againLemme break ya off a piece of my favorite workout plan

I wanna see you work out, ooh

(It's like that old Michael Jackson shit)That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve

It's Kanye's workout plan

I said it's Kanye's workout planLadies and gentlemen

(It's Kanye's workout plan)

Allow myself to introduce myself

(His workout plan)

This time around I want y'all to clap with me, like thisThat's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve

(And stop!)

It's Kanye's workout plan

(Okay please)

I said it's Kanye's workout plan

(I know y'all ain't tired)It's Kanye's workout plan

(But I hope not)

His workout plan

('Cause on this one I need y'all to give me a soul clap okay?)

(Double time!)That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve

That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve

That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserveOkay, okay, okay, that's very good

I appreciate ya timeI want to see you work out for me

Whoa, yeah

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