The night before the funeral, I got some
I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum
I took her clothes off and I played with her bits
And she did the same but it took ages for me to come
Too drunk and getting oldIt was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in
I couldn't sing a single note at the service
When they did "How Great Thou Art" all I could think of
Was my old L.P of hymns by Elvis
There's no such thing as sinI said to Laura, "I hope I know you forever"
"And when I'm going, I'm going the Viking way"
"Lay me in a boat with my favorite things"
"And set me on fire then send me on my way"
"Kick me out to sea"
There's no such thing as sin
Songwriters
Malcolm Bruce Middleton;Aidan John MoffatPublished by
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