The Parking Ticket

I've been having a bad, bad day

Come on, won't you put that pad away?I'm asking you, please, no

It isn't right, it isn't fair

There was no parking anywhere

I think that hydrant wasn't thereWhy can't you let it go?

I think I've paid more than my share

I'm just a poor girl, don't you care?

Hey, I'm not wearing underwear