Cock a snoot, loop the loop, hock the hula-hoop
But now it yo-yod back again shiver me timbers
Just jumped ship with a little faith
We could win the championshipParachute substitute, problem is its so cute
Workless, cashless, hungry and in debt
Outta house, outta home, outta pocketThey persuade you, that they made you then betrayed you
And they blame you with the power of persuasion
The power of persuasion, the power of persuasion
The power of persuasionYou bought the troll, you bought the gonk
You took it home and put it on a pedestal
We needed a savior but from its behavior
Why did it have to be so extra-terrestrial?Tax deductible, cash corruptible
Never the less another pools winner
Penniless dog tooth check, cash and carry find a girl
Settle down and marryThey persuade you, that they made you
The proclaim and theyll maim you with the power of persuasion
The power of persuasion, the power of persuasion
The power of persuasionI sold the Eskimo snow
Build the skyline outta play do
Persuading you that monochrome is day glowWith the power of persuasion