The Really Useful Suicide Bomber's Jacket
Words and Music by P.T.Butterfield
Copyright WWW (Words With Wood ) Music for PTB Productions © 2004/2014
Radio advert introduction for a suicide bomber's jacket product;
For just $9.99 ( yes for just 9 dollars and 99 cents),
You can purchase this wonderful product, from reputable hardware stores,
This really useful suicide bomber's jacket, will protect you in style
Will not spoil the cut of your Armani suit.
This beautifully hand crafted fashion item,
Wear in the full knowledge, that this suicide bombers jacket , will be your secret and your secret only
Verse 1:
oh "Dear Mr Government”, I wish to complain, You've taken my land, you've left me insane
oh "Dear Mr Government, I wish to complain, This wall that you've built, this concrete wall, is over 24 foot tall
"Ripped off" by your lawyer, Disliked by your friends
Upset with the neighbours, you don't get along
One Intellectual, seeking employment, don't write to the government, to voice your complaint
It's a waste of time, and Full of Red tape, and a mistake, they'll file you away, under as an “Intellectual suspect”
M8
ga ga ga – do the Gaza strip
do, do, do – do the West Bank dip
Raze Gaza to the ground, until no ones around, kill them in their beds with the UN around
kill the children in their beds, with the UN around ,with the UN around
Verse 2:
oh "Dear Mr Government”, I wish to complain, You've taken my land, you've left me insane
oh "Dear Mr Government, I wish to complain, This wall that you've built, this concrete wall, is over 24 foot tall
"Ripped off" by your lawyer, Disliked by your friends
Upset with the neighbours, you don't get along
One Intellectual, seeking employment, don't write to the government, to voice your complaint
It's a waste of time, and Full of Red tape, and a mistake,
"So give a piece of your mind , for the peace of mankind" <-David Crosby quote/line