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The Roommate From Hell (ft. MC Chris)

(feat. MC Chris)[Intro, MC Nate]

hey, welcome to the orientation

my name's Nate and I'll be your homie for this year

today we'll be moving into our dorms and building community

so go get your keys from the main office

come back,and get ready to meet your roommates

alright?

(alright alright alright)He was the roommate from hell

He was the roommate from hell[verse 1, MC Lars]

Satan was my roommate, so junior year was hell

he lacked social skills and had a pudgent smell

when your roommate is the devil it can be extremely wack

putting posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback

until the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep

it's 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to sleep?

I can't have girls over when the dorm smells like Sterno

when did room 56 become Dante's Inferno?

he likes death and destruction, I like radio and art

he likes holding down Christians and reading (?)

while I'm going class studying my notes

he's eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats

he tricks the freshmen girls into eating apples

holding black masses down at the campus chapel

should of never moved in (but no) wished I were dead

should of found a place off campus on Craig's List instead[chorus]

he was the roommate from hell

his name was Lucifier

someone call a priest

and bring the crucifer

he was the roommate from hell

leaves his pitchfork in my bed

I'm in a satanic panic

cuz he is messing with my head[repeat chorus](yo)

(wut)

(pass the dope helium over here yo)

(okay, but wait... Satan, that's too much!)[verse 2, mcchris]

boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault we're mismatched

you geek out over Beakman's World, I dig out World of Witchcraft

you thinkin' that I'm riff-raff, huffin' on a dishrag

I am just a player, play Slayer then I kick back

I know I reek of sulfer, leave the shower curtain open

I come home drunk, make crank calls to (?)

but college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin'

if you're thinkin' that I'm leavin' then I'm thinkin' that you're jokin'

I gotta share my bong with this post-punk chump

(?) says you've been through all my stuff

"I wish you'd go to hell", I say "hey that's where I'm from"

blast Death Cab and Devo, he's too emo to get crunk

I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost

I have very nice bling cuz my minions (?)

colleges is knowledge at a very high cost

gotta go do some blow with that ho Kate Moss[repeat chorus][outro, mcchris]

Lars you're causing laughter

when you call yourself a rapper dude

how many dope albums are there named after you?

I always got beer, I always got weed

best roommate ever if you ever asked me

Songwriters

ROJAS, CHRISTOPHER E. / NIELSEN, ANDREW R. / CHRIS, MCPublished by

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