Sideburns on the side of my face
As my head turns you can see they're in the same place
On either sideburns
They can't be replaced
My insides burn
When I think of the days
Before my
My sideburns look at my sideburns
But don't touch my sideburns why would you do that?
My heart yearns for my own sideburns
My side actually burns now what is that?
What the hell man why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on? My side burns
Does anybody have some Aloe Vera?
If you do bring it backstage; I'll pay you back.
1985 from the womb I came out
On my birthday
The doctor said "what you cryin' about?"
I said "is that a rhetorical question? You know why I cried.
I have a serious lack of hair on the side of my head."
Little baby people don't have sideburns; they gotta grow them when they're older.
But if your little baby already has sideburns; that's awesome; don't be concerned.
Don't be concerned about the little bitty baby with the big big sideburns
You should not be concerned(ercerned) about the little bitty baby with the big big sideburns
Your little baby gonna be a pimp
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage that kind of profession
Because it's illegal
And your baby's too young to be concerned about starting a business
But that's impressive if it's got the mindset.
My sideburns look at my sideburns
Back on track
Talkin' talkin' 'bout sideburns
My sideburns look at my sideburns
Lalalalalooloo sidebur-ur-ur-ur-ur-urns
(sideburns)
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