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The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

A jet-powered rocket ski

On the second day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the third day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the fourth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the fifth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

The entire Tri-State Area

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the sixth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

A kiss from a girl

The entire Tri-State Area

Or at least a large portion of it

I don't, I don't want to get too greedy

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the seventh day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

More nerds to bully

A kiss from a girl

The entire Tri-State

You know what?

How about just two of the three states?

That's fair, right?

Deal?

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the eighth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

Promotion to colonel

More nerds to bully

A kiss from a girl

One single state

I feel like I was overreaching before

Just, just one state area will be fine

Go on with the song

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the ninth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

Promotion to colonel

More nerds to bully

A kiss from a girl

Five golden rings

You know, I had to sing it that way at least once

It's tradition and I'm traditional

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the tenth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

A job that pays me money

Promotion to Colonel

More nerds to bully

A kiss from a girl

Yeah, actually, promotion to Colonel sounds pretty sweet

Is it, is it too late to change mine?

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

My own set of wheels

A job that pays me money

Promotion to Colonel

More nerds to bully

A kiss from a girl

You know, this is way too much pressure

Being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this

Mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year

It's insane

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Two busted brothers

And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the twelfth day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

One line of dialogue

My own set of wheels

A job that pays me money

Promotion to Colonel

More nerds to bully

A kiss from a girl

How about just some almond brittle?

It's a realistic request, right?

A silver guitar

A sash full of patches

Ah, forget it

And a jet-powered rocket ski

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