Jamie
Creepy Jamie
He rode my bus
And he caused me trouble
We were small but the stakes got tall
And two feet later
Jamie lost it all
There came a day
In that Jamie way when he
Mouthed off
Well it's a numbers game
And his number came
And someone shot his head off
And I said
Ding dong
The witch is dead
He got it in the head
And I know
That it's wrong to be glad
But I'm not surprised
That I'm not sad
David
Evil David
Spun the freshmen kids
Now he knew what he did
And those dormitory girls
In their story worlds
Would fantasize
About his cool disguise
I gave him all my little bits
With only shame to show for it
Well I was young
And I spent ever after angry
And I found him on the internet
But he was dead and gone
And I said
Ding dong
The witch is dead
He got it in the head
And I
I know
That's it's wrong to be glad
But I'm not surprised that I'm not sad
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Maurice
Crazy Maurice
Looked me in the eye
And he swore in lies
I believed in love
And I ate it up
I rolled the dice
And I payed the price
He cared enough
To figure out just what I loved
And hold it at gun point
So I ran away
A year later
The phone rang
And Maurice took his life
And I said
Ding dong
The witch is dead
He was crazy in the head
And I know
It's wrong to be glad
But I'm not surprised
That I'm not sad
And I said
Ding dong
The witch is dead
He was crazy in the head
And I know
It's wrong to be glad
But I'm not surprised
That I'm not sad