I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man
I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
HealthyStart the day with yoga
Live in harmony
Then purge the guts real good
And have some oriental teaThen I stroll into the garden
Where I'm working nude
You see, I grow my own plants
Yeah, I'm a healthy dudeI am so healthy, I'm the healthy man
I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fanHealthyLive by my carrot
I'll save you from decay
Think de-caffeinated
Throw your cigarettes awayI'm a vegetarian
And you should be one too
And sound mind in sound body
I know what best for youI am so healthy, I'm the healthy man
I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fanYoghurtThen one day it happened
The healthy man got sick
He ate all kinds of herbs
But they wouldn't do the trickThe healthy man got desperate
But no one gave a fuck
He took one step too far
And got run over by a truckHe was so healthy, he was the healthy man
He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan
He was so healthy, he was the healthy man
He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn