There Are Worse Things I Could Do

There are worse things I could do,

than go with a boy or two

Even though the neighborhood thinks

I'm trashy and no good I suppose it could be true,

but there are worse things I could do I could flirt

with all the guys, smile at them and bat my eyes.

Press against them when we dance,

make them think they stand a chance

and then refuse to see it through,

that's the thing I'd never do. I could stay home every night

Wait around for Mr. Right, take cold showers everyday,

and throw my life away, on a dream that won't come true

I could hurt someone like me, out of spite or jealousy,

I don't steal and I don't lie, but I can feel and I can cry

A fact I'll bet you never knew, but to cry in front of you,

that's the worse thing I could do.