Third Rock from the Sun

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sunShe walks into Smokey's one hip at a time

Like a broken field runner, slippin' through the line

He likes the way she looks so he calls the liltle wife

Says, don't wait up for me, I'll be workin' late tonightWife hangs up the phone bursts into tears

Calls her sister up and cries get over hereSister tells her boyfriend be back in a while

Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile

He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute

His car drives away with teenagers in itThe driver tells his buddies got one life to live

They scream into the night, let's get it over withCause and effect, chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sunThe kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve

Heads for the semi truck jumps the curb

Truck hits the big boy in Schoney's parkin' lot

Who flies through the air takes out the bank clockClock strikes a light pole transformer sparks

Lines go down, the town goes darkWaitress calls the cops says, she saw it all

Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall

Cops ring up the Mayor, say there's panic in the streets

We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chiefMayor says, use your head if he ain't in his car

He's hidin' from his wife down at Smokey's barCause and effect, chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sunCause and effect, chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sunWelcome to Earth, third rock from the sun