This Ain't Dallas

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

This is a real-life two job working family

And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen

We're just a man and a woman holding things togetherI work every day the sun comes up from eight until five

I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffeur to drive

My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen

'Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at threeThis ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

This is a real-life two job working family

And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen

We're just a man and a woman holding things togetherNow we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream

You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam

Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see

My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"

I said, "Now honey, don't you know all of that is on TV"And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty

This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen

Nah, we're just man and woman holding things togetherNo this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen

Nah, just man and woman holding this thing together

And we're just a man and woman holding this thing togetherHoney turn off the TV