Three String Guitar

I got two arthritic legs

I got five tuning pegs

I've got a bike that chain that I turned into a strap

I can't remember the songs that I wrote last week

Yeah I've got thatI got thirty seven notes

And hundreds of used up famous quotes

And cliches on the wall

My songs are like trees in the forest

No one hears them fallThere are so many things

I can do with just three strings

Still nothing gets dropped into the hat

I don't steal melodies

And sometimes just change keys

Song masturbation, yeah I've got that

But all I need is two

To write better songs than you

Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.