I can smell the change thats on your hands
Packin' up your philips head and honey bear
Brandy danced for you and all your friends
Last night you think, you might have left your money thereGood mornin' now your keys are gone
And the Thundercats are on
The papers here, it says its over, kiss your mom
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughin'Crystal was an unsuccessful blond
Hasnt been to bed now for a week or two
Organizing closets until dawn
Its lovely how shes always finding things to doNow Scottys knife is in your hand
[Incomprehensible] contacts in the sand
Youre hallucinating in the heat
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughingNinety-seven stitches and a cast
Sixty absent days but what you gonna do
Thought you said those breaks of yours would last
Now go before somebody drops a house on youJordan got so mad [incomprehensible]
He threw his hammer at your head
Sent you home and said, hed pick you up at five
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughingKeep on playin' maybe itll happen dear
I can believe the doctor said, hed leave those BBs in your head
But I think he said, he thought you shouldnt drive
So call us if you make it there alive