When I go to sleep I pray
I'm waking up to I got you, babe
Like the guy from Groundhog Day
Just wanna live forever this wayFlash back to seventeen
I got my ass kicked by the football team
Another loser on the scene
Editor of the chess club FanzineI asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeahPinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket out of Loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line
Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my star trek shrineAnd you're more than just my valentine
You're my ticket outta LoservilleShe gives me butterflies
Says I'm not like all the other guys
Doesn't care what car I drive
She still enjoys the rideAnd when I got to sleep I know
That you'll be there tomorrow
And it gives me vertigo
It was just a week ago thatI asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeahPinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket out of Loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line
Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my star trek shrineYou blew me out on a Sunday night
You were bored to tears pretending
Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like the
Guy in your happy endingWell, you were wrong to lead me on
Now in the night I wake up screaming
Where the hell did I go wrong?
Where's Scotty when you need him?Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket back to Loserville
Heading for the social flat line
Things are so bad that
I'm dusting off my star trek shrineThis is where it ends and I can taste the glory
How can I depend on a better story?
Made it, blew it, couldn't save it
Think about her all the time
It's like I never had her valentineSo I guess I better kiss goodbye
To my ticket outta Loserville