Scouring through the wasteland
with an urge to take
anything that comes into view
only ten more puffs until bedtime
Ive found eating so time consuming"Willie oh Willie", she cried its time for tea
Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?
Its time for teaSouth of the wasteland at your DIY
The inconsiderate rings his till
Offering plans of easy credit
Claims hell cause a killing in the school half term"Willie oh Willie", she cried its time for tea
Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?
Its time for teaAnd welly well, well, what have I found here?
A hiding place made by Frigidaire
I think Ill try it and give my mates a scare
Theyll all be searching neither here nor there"Willie oh Willie", she cried its time for tea
Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?
Its time for teaLong depress of autumn breeze
Sucking on the rubber back teeth
Plays into the hand of the hardware man
Who selfishly, I dont care