[Words & Music: Ted Kirkpatrick]Car for sale - what a deal - I assure you it's a steal
Come and check it out some night - can't I see it in the light?Kick the tires if you wish - 32 psi?
That's not bondo - It's all stock - do you think that I would lie?
Has it been in any wrecks - my mechanic wants to check
Oh no, to the contrary - to check it it's not necessaryI know many verses and have studied many years
Can't you see how holy my exterior appears?Armor on all 4 tires - you sure are looking good
But you will be bent out of joint if I lift up that hoodI thought I knew you pretty well - but under stress you fell apart
You do just fine if you are driving up and down the block
But find a road with lots of curves - I see a sponge and not a rock
Find a road with lots of curves - I see a sponge and not a rockFor all these years I've known the Lord
And each year means a higher score
If people tell you your a horse you better saddle upHave you noticed sin I lack? - odometer has been turned back
I exposite under toil - but that engine sure burns oilI never miss a week of church - the transmission has a lurch
In our friendship you can trust - hey that frame is full of rustI have some timely news for you
The car you sell is not so new
It isn't meant to run A1
So as a test or just for funFor once lets see your real side
The humble side that doesn't lie
When pressures come that doesn't fly
For once let's see your real side