I Spent 5000 Dollars to get those puppies done
Little did I know she’d be showing everyone
Now they’re all coping feels to see if they’re not real
Oh why’d I have to go and buy them tits
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Oh tits, (tits) Great big tits, (really big tits)
Oh why’d I have to go and buy them tits
Being from the country we don’t see the city much
So I thought we’d go downtown to catch a flick
I said look at all the yuppies she thought I said unleash them puppies
And sure enough, out cam those tits
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I went out to the night club and much to my surprise
She was at the bar surrounded by all kinds of guys
They were doing shooters between those great big hooters
At least someone got some use out of those tits
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So I had to think of something!
I thought that we’d go camping with some of our good friends
Cause I thought this tit flashing was never gonna end
And I thought that it was safe cause it was early in the morning
But sure enough it happened, without even a warning!
We were having breakfast, bacon eggs and grits
Someone said pass the sausages, she thought they said release the hostages
And out came those tits
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Well she has what she wanted and she left a goodbye note
And I was beggin on my hands and knees
Just as she was leaving she turned back and looked at me
And she said honey, thanks for the mammaries
Chours (+ coulda bought a car!)