There’s a bar in Dublin, Ohio
That’s not much on décor
It’s dark and dingy, the owners stingy
There’s dirt upon the floor
The liquors watered down
The whole place smells like pee
But it’s not the pour they come here for
It’s the barmaid Tits McGee
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
It’s her we’ve come to see
It would be empty without the barmaid Tits McGee
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
I know that you’d agree
They’re quite a sight to see the barmaids Tits….McGee
The bathrooms out of order
But the place is always packed
The big allure is for sure
The barmaids splendid rack
The ceilings falling down
The patrons are all felons
But it’s worth the risk
for a glimpse of her amazing melons
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
It’s her we’ve come to see
It would be empty without the barmaid Tits McGee
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
I know that you’d agree
They’re quite a sight to see the barmaids Tits….McGee
The Appalachian mountain range
Is quite a sight to see
But it’s all for not
Once you spot the peaks of Tits Mcgee
Her wonderous milk makers
She’s famous for her breasts
She’s endowed and so proud
She wears them on her chest
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
It’s her we’ve come to see
It would be empty without the barmaid Tits McGee
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
I know that you’d agree
They’re quite a sight to see the barmaids Tits….McGee
The parish ladies loath her
They’re jealous to the bone
But God’s gift ‘bove her mid-drift
Are no fault of her own
I see only one thing for
Church folk to gripe about
Cause ‘round eleven
It turns to Heaven
That’s when she takes them out
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
It’s her we’ve come to see
It would be empty without the barmaid Tits McGee
Tits McGee, Tits McGee
I know that you’d agree
They’re quite a sight to see the barmaids Tits…