To Do List

I've yet to wish death on anyone

yet to pull the wings off of a fly

and i've yet to throw a cat into a washing machine

and i've yet to get tired of your smileYet to fuck...??Yet to commit grave acts of violence

I've yet to wear a fur coat

and I've yet to shoot dead a class room full of kids

and I've yet to tell you you're the one I love the mostYet to submit to the creed of satan

yet to play bass in a heavy metal band

and I've yet to earn enough to live on

and i've yet to lose the urge to hold your handWell I've yet to make obscene phone calls to women

and I've yet to interfere with mountain goats

and I've yet to fuck my life up on drugs and booze

and i've yet to tell you you're the one I love the most