To the Church

I'm looking for a religious girl

With child bearing hips and a wedding veil

But I'm saddened to report sir, it's not easy

This town is full of those cynical girlsWalking two steps behind forty five year olds

I can't bear to hear those church bells ring again

So driver, can't you drive me a little more slowly?

I've gotta goCan't you find me some George Jones on your radio?

I've gotta go, can't say no, to the church