I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine
Called up my friends to come and waste the dayI got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves
And a bindle and some LSD
Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my nameI could spend my lifetime gettin' high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin' a lie
Tryin' to get fucked up every nightI'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night
I'm sorry but I have to say
I'm too drunk to fuckNow the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine
With the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many women comin' after me
I put some pussy on layawayI was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
And I wouldn't wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of cum
With a sugar-loaded candy caneI could spend my lifetime gettin' high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin' a lie
Tryin' to get fucked up every nightI'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all dayOh, I'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night
I'm sorry but I have to say
I'm too drunk to fuck you!
Aw yeah! I'm too drunk to fuck you!I can't eat, can't sleep and I'm bored as fuck
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck
It looks like I'm not gettin' laidI could spend my lifetime gettin' high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin' a lie
Tryin' to get fucked up every nightI'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all dayOh, I'm gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
I'm gettin' drunk all night
I'm sorry but I have to say
I'm too drunk to fuck you!Yeah! No, too drunk to fuck you, ooh!
I'm too drunk to fuck you, somebody, help me!
Lord have mercy, somebody help me
I can't fuckin' breathe, I'm too drunk to fuck!