Got off words
Got in a heavy round
A couple games of pool
Just a wind on dime
Ready to leave
I couldn’t find my keys
The bartender says he’s got them
But they’re staying here with me
Cause you’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
Too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
I went and looked at my car
My car looked back to me
I said we can’t go nowhere
The bartender’s got my keys
You mighta driven drunk outta here before
But ain’t goin let you do it anymore
Cause you’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
Well, I went back in and had another round
I planned some more booze to try to wine down
I’m ready to leave couldn’t find my keys
Bartender’s still got ‘em and staying here with me
You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
Too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
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