Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fightBut now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuckToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuckI like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of funBut in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In EraserheadToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now, too drunk to fuckToo drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to fuckI'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you againYou give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purseToo drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck, too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuckYeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh